fallopianrhapsody:

sleeping with your stuffed animals is punk rock don’t let anybody tell you different

(Source: dykevanian, via quesadillaboner)

cyberho:

I always put my phone facing down on the table when I’m with my friends or family I just can’t risk getting a frisky text 

(via elitewifi)

glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

(Source: vicepresidentgay, via ruinedchildhood)

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(Source: meladoodle, via insistedpretext)